Wargame Exclusive: Neuer Goblin Mech
Von Wargame Exclusive kommt ein neuer Mech.
💥🚀 IT FLIES! IT FLIES! (MOSTLY.) 🚀💥
Once upon a krumped-up battlefield, a bunch of dangerously inspired grots founded da Grotish Akademy of Skrap Science & Applied Loud Noizes. Their motto?
„Physics is just a suggestion, and we don’t take suggestions.“Armed wif duct tape, ambition, and several near-fatal misunderstandings of aerodynamics, these brainy little nutters set out to create da ultimate flyin’ scrap pile. After four nearly-explosive prototypes, they finally gave birth to their crownin’ achievement:
🔧 SKRP-5 — Da Fifth, Da Fastest, Da Least Likely to Explode (probably). 🔧
This ain’t just another ramshackle flyer—nah, dis one’s da most powerful junk on da battlefield. Stuff it in a diorama and let it steal da spotlight. Toss it into a game and watch it zip past enemy lines like a squig on jet fuel. Or just stare at it lovingly on your shelf, knowin’ you own a flyin’ miracle built by tiny green madlads who refused to understand gravity.
WHY YOU NEED DIS MODEL IN YOUR LIFE:
✅ It’s hilarious.
✅ It’s packed wif details and attitude.
✅ It looks like it shouldn’t fly—but it does.
✅ It’s da underdog hero of any army or display.ORK GROT FLIGHTA KAN SKRP-5 – € 24.99
Quelle: Wargame Exclusive
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